My Parakeet was an Anarchist and other
short stories I
Dominic Macchiaroli (2009) Fiction: short stories
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book(s) by this Author
the Appian Way and other short stories
Collection of Moments
About this book
Our cat has to be picked up in stages. He is enlarged in his fatness. His
girth spreads over time zones and dimensions. Quantum physics can't describe
his bulk. My wife suggests a gentle diet, so, ‘He doesn’t explode’. I
suggest having his hair shaved and stomach stapled with industrial strength
The Annoying Habit of Henry VIII
King Henry was a fearless jouster. In competitions, people rooting for him
got to sit in gilded bleachers and were plied with free alcohol and cooked
game served by fair maids. The opposition sat in fetid mud, drank warm slime
out of broken casks and ate gruel….Henry always had time for jousting, even
when he was otherwise busy ordering beheadings, abbey thrashings, and the
odd invasion of Normandy.
How Lunch Ruined Western Civilization
My wife produced homemade mayonnaise for a party we had which contained
231,875 % fat, the caloric equivalent of 32x347 to the 10th power, and
instantly rotted the wallpaper and countertops. Four people exploded after
eating it, three of them theoretical dieticians.
And many other stories…….
Venture into a world of fractured history and observational nonsense. These
stories will captivate and annoy you like none you’ve never not read before.
What others are saying about this book:
“I couldn’t put it down, since it was glued to my hands!” – Attila the Hun
“Lots of words!”- Che “Che” Guevara
“Two thumbs up!” - Caligula
“Offensive and hurtful!”- Frisket Mac.
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